Michele Bachmann Now Pro-Choice

At least, that’s what I assume this has to mean:

That’s why people need to continue to go to the town halls, continue to melt the phone lines of their liberal members of Congress,” said Bachmann, “and let them know, under no certain circumstances will I give the government control over my body and my health care decisions.

That’s right, ladies and gents: Michele Bachmann says “get your laws off my body!” Who’d-a thunk? 😉