Toss Another Candidate On The Barbie

So…OK, thanks for coming in and applying, Mr…Cain, was it? We’ll be in touch if we need anything else. Yes, you can have a mint on your way out. No, we don’t think you need to re-re-visit your answer about the sexual harassment charges another time. Five was enough; we understand your position as much as we’re able to. Right, uh-huh. OK, ‘bye now!

Yup, when people start writing bumper stickers like this one about your not-yet-fully-launched campaign, you know your chance has passed you by (artwork from William Banzai at Zerohedge).