Dip Hop, Part II

OK, to be fair, I actually can't be 100% sure that the above video is, in fact, only Part Deux (as Charlie Sheen would say) in the illustrative "career" of the "YoungCons." For all I know, it may in fact be Part XVII. Or it might be Part CXXIV. Or MMMDXII 1/2. Why don't I know? Because I can't bear to track down these rhythmically-challenged, oxblood pennyloafer-wearing hosers and subscribe to...

Dip Hop

Hoo boy, this is ripe. As the folks from my favorite political satire web site, SadlyNO!, put it: What do you get when two white guys from Dartmouth who can’t dance, can’t rhyme, and can’t sing make a rap video where they put on their church clothes and spout tea-bagger talking points in imitation black rapper dialect (”Yo we Americans,” etc.)? You get this: