Texas Bans Marriage

Yes, you read that right, and NO, it's not a typo -- though I'll admit that on a quick read, most people would assume I meant "Texas Bans GAY Marriage" - and was just being too hasty in my typing. Well, read on for a bit of deliciousness. ;-) If Texas were a family member, it would be the notoriously curmudgeonly, often paranoid, occasionally drunk uncle who you only see at family get-togethers...