We TRIED To Pay Attention…

we really did, Jimmy, but driving a Le Behemoth™ just seemed like too much fun for most of us: Man! Remember when Presidents weren't afraid to speak to the nation as if we were grown-ups who could stand hearing some news that wasn't only not-simple, but might actually be bad news? I miss that. Know what I don't miss? The fact that, over 31 years later, this speech's list of "to-dos" hasn't got...